Quote Originally Posted by POD Knows View Post
The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full
Hey God dang it what is wrong with fresh toliet paper

Dewey