Chatter on the Bison basketball board mentions

Justin Lustig, Bucknell Class of 2000, current RB and special teams coach at LA Lafayette

and

Rick Wills, head coach at D-3 Wartburg (IA) College

Is this job so bad that we can't even generate decent rumors that involve D-1 coordinators with some relevant recruiting experience? C'mon, Bucknell is a great school in a great location.