... is unfortunately not ready yet, coming soon.

Why, you might ask?

Because those knotheads over at the unnamed company that hosts my blog (hint: rhymes with splogger) have suspended it because it shows "characteristics of being a spam blog."

It should be something that works itself out in a day or so (it had better only be that,) and then I'll post my report. But - yes - on one of the days where it is most crucial that I have a blog that is up and running I cannot post anything.