In possibly the mostest biggest bestest Big Sky Conference story ever, a Northern Colorado assistant has been reprimanded for throwing part of a broken clipboard into the stands during last weekend's game at Montana State.

Max McCaffrey, Northern Colorado's offensive coordinator, was apparently and righteously incensed after Dylan McCaffrey, his younger brother and NoCo's starting quarterback, threw a 2nd-quarter interception, so McCaffrey -- Max, not Dylan -- snapped his clipboard in half. A local Butte HS student, Max Demarais, attending the game had been heckling McCaffrey -- again Max, not Dylan -- and asked for a souvenir, to which Max -- McCaffrey, not Demarais -- responded by tossing a piece of the shattered clipboard into the stands, wildly missing Max -- Demarais, not McCaffrey -- by several rows and striking another unsuspecting spectator in the face.

The linked article posts a picture of the clipboard shard -- hereafter referred to as "The Greeley Boomerang" -- and my personal favorite line from any news story of 2021:
Demarais taunted McCaffrey about his pants before the clipboard was thrown, hitting a fan in another row. “I said, ‘Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard,” the senior told the Tribune in a text message.