Thinking about making a comeback and everyone knows when you are as great as I am it means a cross country tour with sex drugs and rock & roll.


Please submit nominations for cities that should be on the tour, include the following:


Pictures of beautiful women in your area. If there are none a picture of your sister will be allowed.
A one page report or reasons why your city should be on the tour.
Cash, large bills only.


Remember, no historically black cities will be considered and absolutely no blue state choices.




Send application package to
Buster, Hymann & CuddleAttn:
D1A US Tour12345
Right Wing Ranch
NoHomo, Oklahoma74330