If the CAA Were a House Party

[seattlespider]

Stolen from MM at the UR Rivals board (thought some would get a kick out of it):

If this season was a house party, Ambrose of Towson and Cosgrove of Maine had their moms come pick them up early (just like last year and every other year's house party).

Mickey is lying in the corner with a punch-bowl over his face. He was blaming the host for the punch tasting too sweet and causing him an upset stomach, just before he passed out.

Trainor of Rhody, McDonnough of UNH and Morris of Umass stayed a little longer than expected and really carried on a pretty good conversation.

Andy Talley bragged about how he had an invite to another, cooler party, but messed his pants. News of this got around to the other, cooler party and he was told that he wasn't welcome there either.

KC Keeler's sitting on the couch with the two hottest chicks in the room (he's wearing his sunglasses but there are only 40-watt bulbs in the lights).

Jimmye's been making overtures at one of Keeler's women, but just sent her a Favre-esque Picture text and his "Trophy Case" was underwhelming.

Lastly, nobody heard Latrell enter the room or paid him much attention. He spilled a little of Mickey's punch on himself, but he's still there ... and the chicks are starting to notice him.

Is Latrell a Partier of the Year candidate? xchinscratchx

http://richmond.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1578&tid=138822201&mid=138822201&sid=1099&style=2

[T-Dog]

Dennis Wagner is the fat guy who shows up looking like crap but thinks he's awesome, even though everyone is trying to ignore him. He drinks way too much, is out at 10 pm and wakes up with penises drawn all over his back.

Kevin Higgins is trying to be cool but just can't because of his strict parents. Then he has to leave because of his 11 pm curfew.

Pat Sullivan is kind of just there. He talks with a few people, but isn't the life of the party. He ends up passing out at around 11:30 and the other kids leave him be out of mercy.

Jeff Monken is the new hot-shot although he's the youngest kid there. His older, more famous brother Paul Johnson was the man in his day. Jeff is confident but still socially awkward at times.

Pete Lembo is the kid who's family moved from up north a few years ago. He's done well for himself and can be the center of attention at times, but ultimately shies away when the big dogs get there.

Rues Huesman moved in last year, but has made great strides. He gets his share of chicks and is a good dancer and with more time and more parties, he can become the man.

Bobby Lamb was the center of attention at first, but he stuck is foot in his mouth too many times. He's persona-non-grata. He still shows up trying to claim the glory, but ends up making a fool out of himself and ends up either being thrown out or passes out next to Pat around 1 am.

Mike Ayers is one of the older kids. He's the coolest nerd around and women seem to dig it. He's had some blunders such as pissing his pants last year and has gotten Woofed by some of the hottest chicks in the past, but he always rebounds. It also helps that he's best friends with Jerry.

Jerry Moore is The. Man. He was second-fiddle for a long time with some moments of greatness, but really claimed the throne after Paul Johnson and Bobby Johnson left town and got a fancy new car with a nice spread option. When Jerry shows up, the party is on.

[Wildcat80]

Stolen from MM at the UR Rivals board (thought some would get a kick out of it):

If this season was a house party, Ambrose of Towson and Cosgrove of Maine had their moms come pick them up early (just like last year and every other year's house party).

Mickey is lying in the corner with a punch-bowl over his face. He was blaming the host for the punch tasting too sweet and causing him an upset stomach, just before he passed out.

Trainor of Rhody, McDonnough of UNH and Morris of Umass stayed a little longer than expected and really carried on a pretty good conversation.

Andy Talley bragged about how he had an invite to another, cooler party, but messed his pants. News of this got around to the other, cooler party and he was told that he wasn't welcome there either.

KC Keeler's sitting on the couch with the two hottest chicks in the room (he's wearing his sunglasses but there are only 40-watt bulbs in the lights).

Jimmye's been making overtures at one of Keeler's women, but just sent her a Favre-esque Picture text and his "Trophy Case" was underwhelming.

Lastly, nobody heard Latrell enter the room or paid him much attention. He spilled a little of Mickey's punch on himself, but he's still there ... and the chicks are starting to notice him.

Is Latrell a Partier of the Year candidate? xchinscratchx

http://richmond.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=1578&tid=138822201&mid=138822201&sid=1099&style=2

Sean McDonnell of UNH does not go to parties with gay, short men yelling "Tally-Ho"! He's too busy getting ready for ANOTHER playoff game.

[R3TRO]

I don't quite understand where "gay, short men yelling "Tally-Ho"" comes in, but the mental image cracked me up. Go 'Cats!