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pbr1893
December 16th, 2008, 06:12 PM
Since both ASU and JMU are crying in their proverbial Pabst Blue Ribbon,
The subject is what would football rehab sound like???
I'll get the ball rolling......

Hello. My name is PBR1893 and I'm addicted to football...specifically the FCS where they crown a true champion!!!!
I come to Football anonymous a broken and sad fan. I now have to wait till next August for the helmets and pads to be put back on.
I don't know if I can make it that long.
Beer doesn't taste the same.
Brats on the grill are no longer appealing.
Lying to my wife that the game started earlier than usual just to get in an extra hour or two at the tailgate just doesn't get me excited.
The banter between rival teams' fans is no longer there.
I even find putting liquor down my pants prior to entering a stadium unappealing now.
I'm despondent.
I'm destined to go shopping or antiquing with my wife on saturdays.
All hope seems lost.
Why have the football gods punished us????
Oh, the humanity!!!!!xbawlingx

Grizalltheway
December 16th, 2008, 06:15 PM
Crapsville, my friend. -------->http://www.anygivensaturday.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49504

Go...gate
December 16th, 2008, 06:46 PM
Indeed. Crapsville will cure what ails you - and the beer is of higher quality than Pabst!!