A UNC Fan's Lament

[UNCBears2010]

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE STUDY
WITH A LONG PIECE OF ROPE
FOR HIM TO JUST HANG ME
IS MY GREATEST HOPE

CUZ THEM BEARS, OH MY BEARS
THEY CAN'T BUY A WIN
AND I'M PRAYIN' TO THE GOOD LORD
TO PLEASE DO ME IN

I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
CAN'T GET MY PISTOL TO MY HEAD FROM OFF THE SHELF
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
HOPE THE BEARS JUST BEAT SOMEBODY SOON

WELL SCOTT DOWNING HE'S A GOOD MAN
AND I KNOW HE MEANS WELL
BUT SINCE BRYAN WAGGENER DONE FUMBLED
I'M LIVIN' IN HELL

I SHOT UP MY OWN T.V.
CUZ I'D JUST SEEN
UNC
GIVE UP ANOTHER HAIL MARY

I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
CAN'T GET MY PISTOL TO MY HEAD FROM OFF THE SHELF
I'M SO DOWN I CAN'T GET UP TO HANG MYSELF
HOPE THE BEARS JUST BEAT SOMEBODY SOON

OR I'LL SWING MY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON

[mvemjsunpx]

Before you kill yourself, there's good news…



















You play Idaho State next week.