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Lehigh Football Nation
January 7th, 2014, 02:57 PM
Who wins?

http://tailgatingforhunger.com/wp-content/uploads/Ditka-circa-1985.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Bohl.jpg

Lehigh Football Nation
January 7th, 2014, 03:01 PM
Bison Offense vs. 1985 Chicago Bears Defense: Running against William "The Refrigerator" Perry and Richard Dent was unbelieveably tough for NFL players, but NDSU has Brock Jensen and Sam Ojuri. PUSH

Bison Defense vs. 1985 Chicago Bears Offense: Even though Walter Payton and Jim McMahon were on this offense that didn't win pretty, they got the job done. But then again, they hadn't faced off against Cole Jirik in the FargoDome. PUSH

Coaching: Ditka. Bohl. Clearly, PUSH

AGS ANALYSIS: TOO CLOSE TO CALL

UIWWildthing
January 7th, 2014, 03:03 PM
Bison versus Ditka.....Ditka

Dane96
January 7th, 2014, 03:09 PM
Da Bison. Their fans storm Soldier Field and make it a secondary "Fargo Dome".

Greatest. All. League. Division. Team. Ever!

Mattymc727
January 7th, 2014, 03:20 PM
Who cares, both get smoked by the Chattanooga Mocs!

SUPharmacist
January 7th, 2014, 04:07 PM
Ditka > Bohl
Otherwise da Bison would clearly defeat da Bears.

Mr. C
January 7th, 2014, 04:17 PM
Who cares, both get smoked by the Chattanooga Mocs!
And then the Chattanooga Mocs get smoked by the Northern Iowa Panthers. Maybe we could have a Respect Bowl for UTC and UNI to play in.

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Bison versus Ditka.....Ditka
This is starting to sound like that old Saturday Night Live sketch.

Milkman
January 7th, 2014, 04:28 PM
After running multiple simulations an interesting thing occured. Michael Jordan won 37.5% of the time if played on a neutral field.

Bogus Megapardus
January 7th, 2014, 04:34 PM
I can't see how this poll has anything to do with the Lafayette vs New Hampshire game. xchinscratchx

texcap
January 7th, 2014, 04:40 PM
Who wins?


Is this the full sized Ditka or mini Ditka?

BisonBacker
January 7th, 2014, 04:40 PM
We'd only have a chance to win if it was played at the beginning of the year before they had a chance to "Gel" xblehx

superman7515
January 7th, 2014, 07:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_55vKpLetw

BEAR
January 7th, 2014, 07:45 PM
Unless NDSU can "keep a lot of Coke in the refrigerator", I don't see them coming within 7 scores..xnodxxlolx


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd8FAq-yk0s

Mr. C
January 7th, 2014, 10:00 PM
Is this the full sized Ditka or mini Ditka?
Doesn't matter, though it would be more fun to see Mini Ditka.

Wallace
January 7th, 2014, 10:00 PM
da Bears 2; MJ, 2; Bison -425

some serious defense involved xnodx

Vitojr130
January 8th, 2014, 06:28 AM
Who cares, both get smoked by the Chattanooga Mocs!

Obviously, but that's why they were left out of the poll. xlolx

Laker
January 8th, 2014, 06:39 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5HVl-fBEe9M/Uf7rRXet-mI/AAAAAAAAAKI/mYJgJA1apY0/s1600/cococaine+is+one+hell+of+a+drug.jpg

Mattymc727
January 8th, 2014, 07:18 AM
Is the game played in 1985 or 2014?

I think I figured it out. If the game is played in 1985, the Bears win because none of the Bison players are born yet, so their mothers had to fill in.

If its indeed played in 2014, Bison roll. The 1985 Bears wont look very good playing in their 50's.