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ASU_Fanatic
December 11th, 2013, 10:03 PM
http://deadspin.com/man-applies-for-und-head-coach-job-cites-playing-madde-1481626884?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

this is absolutely hilarious

BisonFan02
December 11th, 2013, 10:07 PM
That coach still manages 3 wins in the Big Sky though.... #ChuckthePigskin :D

DJKyR0
December 11th, 2013, 10:22 PM
You can't say his offensive scheme won't fit in perfectly with his conference mates.

Tubakat2014
December 11th, 2013, 10:27 PM
I opened this thread prepared to make a lame pun about a coach with the last name "Guy", and what I found greatly exceeded my expectations.

The McComas for Robinson 2014 campaign begins today!

Bison56
December 11th, 2013, 10:32 PM
He would be perfect he has no defense.

MTfan4life
December 11th, 2013, 10:36 PM
Made Thurman Thomas a God

Nick Saban is mediocre compared to me.

“Go sit on the bench, you throw passes like a girl! I won’t tolerate that s----!”

- My basketball coach when I was 5 years old


xlolx Love it!

Professor Chaos
December 12th, 2013, 09:44 AM
Here's the full PowerPoint presentation and letter he wrote: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/12/11/5202166/sb-nation-endorses-chris-mccomas-for-north-dakota-head-coach

My favorite is the first pic on his coaching idols slide is of Wayne Fontes. xlolx

He's becoming a twitter sensation in any case: https://twitter.com/chrismmccomas

FCS_pwns_FBS
December 12th, 2013, 09:50 AM
Heck I think I have him outdone. I can beat the original Tecmo Bowl with Minnesota, which is not very easy.

Twentysix
December 12th, 2013, 09:51 AM
Heck I think I have him outdone. I can beat the original Tecmo Bowl with Minnesota, which is not very easy.

Yeah but Minnesota was good back in 1635.

darell1976
December 12th, 2013, 09:54 AM
Here's the full PowerPoint presentation and letter he wrote: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/12/11/5202166/sb-nation-endorses-chris-mccomas-for-north-dakota-head-coach

My favorite is the first pic on his coaching idols slide is of Wayne Fontes. xlolx

He's becoming a twitter sensation in any case: https://twitter.com/chrismmccomas

I was laughing at that too.xlolx

steelbison
December 12th, 2013, 09:54 AM
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Pards Rule
December 12th, 2013, 10:28 AM
I thought I was getting an update on Ray Guy!

Ivytalk
December 12th, 2013, 10:46 AM
Nice! I had thought the thread was going to be about some generic "guy" applying for the job, as opposed to a "chick."

DoubleH
December 12th, 2013, 01:30 PM
This guy us blowing up right now. Craig Carton read his application on the air this morning on the Boomer & Carton show on WFAN (biggest sports talk station in NYC area).

Professor Chaos
December 12th, 2013, 01:39 PM
I'm still trying to figure out if this is good publicity or bad publicity for UND.

BisonCM
December 12th, 2013, 01:50 PM
Even a guy from Marshall knows about NDSU.

"I would love to speak with you further regarding this opening and what I can bring to UND, putting the UND back on the national map and making NDSU our b%$&&. "

Still won't happen though.

darell1976
December 12th, 2013, 02:46 PM
This is now on the CBS Sports Facebook page. I am sure ESPN will pick up on it.

Bisonator
December 12th, 2013, 02:56 PM
Faison should at least get this guy in for an interview! xlolx

Yotes
December 12th, 2013, 04:18 PM
I'm still trying to figure out if this is good publicity or bad publicity for UND.
Me too. Whoever gets this hire will have been in the same pool of applicants as a guy citing the Sega Genesis as his experience.

Skjellyfetti
December 12th, 2013, 07:23 PM
There were a lot of similar (though... much less funny) applications to Wisconsin last year:

http://deadspin.com/5978297/i-do-not-fit-the-mold-you-would-expect-meet-the-pharmacist-the-fedex-courier-and-other-dreamers-who-applied-to-coach-wisconsin-football

ysubigred
December 12th, 2013, 09:15 PM
Damn!! This guy below would look great in yellow and green xthumbsupx Hell I'd even become an NDSU booster to help pay his salary xrolleyesx


http://media.mlive.com/spartans_impact/photo/eric-wolford-youngstownpng-2d0d101e147ea9b3.png

Darlinikki150
December 12th, 2013, 09:19 PM
Oh fail. Not NDSU, UND.

ysubigred
December 12th, 2013, 10:01 PM
Oh fail. Not NDSU, UND.


Any place but YSU :D

Darlinikki150
December 12th, 2013, 10:34 PM
Any place but YSU :D

Lol I fully emphasize.

Twentysix
December 13th, 2013, 02:58 AM
Damn!! This guy below would look great in yellow and green xthumbsupx Hell I'd even become an NDSU booster to help pay his salary xrolleyesx


http://media.mlive.com/spartans_impact/photo/eric-wolford-youngstownpng-2d0d101e147ea9b3.png

Wouldn't be surprised if he was an NDSU position coach or something. I heard we offered him 12 kitkats a day.

TigerFen
December 13th, 2013, 05:52 AM
He can't even follow directions to apply for the position formally. He seems a bit like a troll that has gotten a lot of press to me.

NDSUstudent
December 13th, 2013, 07:51 AM
He can't even follow directions to apply for the position formally. He seems a bit like a troll that has gotten a lot of press to me.

xthumbsupx you got it.

DJKyR0
December 13th, 2013, 07:55 AM
I don't care what anyone says, I think this guy is hilarious and should've been hired by UND last week.

Fordham
December 13th, 2013, 09:42 AM
"Used the Bills" was my favorite bullet point.

Hilarious

Sycamore62
December 13th, 2013, 10:12 AM
Years ago a buddy of mine told me that he sent resumes to job opening(s) to get a "we've decided to go another direction" letter from the school. (Illinois was the one he did it with). I think it would be funny to do this regularly to collect the letters.

Screamin_Eagle174
December 13th, 2013, 12:41 PM
He can't even follow directions to apply for the position formally. He seems a bit like a troll that has gotten a lot of press to me.
Wait a minute. You're tellin' me that you don't think he's serious!? PM with the inside scoop please!

Bison56
December 13th, 2013, 12:43 PM
He might be the only guy who wants the job.:D

Bisonator
December 13th, 2013, 12:57 PM
I think he is over qualified. xlolx

Bisonoline
December 13th, 2013, 04:54 PM
The guy is selling T-shirts in UNDs colors---"Chuck the Pig Skin". LOL He also has a team picture with him wearing UN_ hat. This is way funny.