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NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 09:47 AM
This just in. A FBS team is looking to schedule a FCS team as a OOC opponent. We understand this has never been done before. OMFG this is so exciting!!!! I cannot WAIT to see what happens when a FCS team goes on the road to play a team with more scholarships!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


/troll thread.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 09:48 AM
This just in. A FBS team is looking to schedule a FCS team as a OOC opponent. We understand this has never been done before. OMFG this is so exciting!!!! I cannot WAIT to see what happens when a FCS team goes on the road to play a team with more scholarships!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


/troll thread.

xsmhx

TheRevSFA
February 10th, 2012, 09:49 AM
This just in. A FBS team is looking to schedule a FCS team as a OOC opponent. We understand this has never been done before. OMFG this is so exciting!!!! I cannot WAIT to see what happens when a FCS team goes on the road to play a team with more scholarships!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


/troll thread.

Can we get back to starting threads about App State? There are way too many sarcastic threads going right now :D

WH49er
February 10th, 2012, 10:01 AM
Can we get back to starting threads about App State? There are way too many sarcastic threads going right now :D


Rev is right. Football was created in Boone, we should all humbly pay our respect to that with more App threads.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:01 AM
App? That "has been"? hahahaha you are joking. I can see unserious face through computer screen

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:03 AM
Rev is right. Football was created in Boone, we should all humbly pay our respect to that with more App threads.

NDSU threads are more entertaining.xlolx

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:08 AM
NDSU threads are more entertaining.xlolx

And more chronologically relevant.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:08 AM
And more chronologically irrelevant.

FIFY

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:10 AM
Until app can win enough games to play us, I don't wanna hear about it. xlolx

They only needed to win two games, TWO GAMES, to play us and they couldn't come through. What kind of team cant win 2 games? xsmhx

pike51
February 10th, 2012, 10:10 AM
Rev is right. Football was created in Boone, we should all humbly pay our respect to that with more App threads.

I thought football was created in Chattanooga. That's what Chattownmocs told me.

TheRevSFA
February 10th, 2012, 10:17 AM
I thought football was created in Chattanooga. That's what Chattownmocs told me.

I heard they had to move the championship game from the "Mecca" as UT-C changed attendance rules to be like Mecca in Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabian Mecca - Must be Muslim to enter city

UT-C Mecca for championship - Must be a Mocs fan to enter the stadium for the championship.

Seeing as how the Mocs haven't been in the championship game...well..it just seemed better to move to Frisco, where everyone can openly enjoy the championship game (for the right price)

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:18 AM
Until app can win enough games to play us, I don't wanna hear about it. xlolx

They only needed to win two games, TWO GAMES, to play us and they couldn't come through. What kind of team cant win 2 games? xsmhx

Northern Colorado

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:19 AM
Northern Colorado

Yeah, I heard they were gonna be your natural rivals, until the redheads @ UND made a petiton.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:25 AM
Yeah, I heard they were gonna be your natural rivals, until the redheads @ UND made a petiton.

With their damn hockey sticks.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 10:29 AM
Northern Colorado

Valparaiso. The Crusaders needed three years to win two games.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 10:31 AM
App? That "has been"? hahahaha you are joking. I can see unserious face through computer screen

Did you hear that Appalachian State beat Michigan. All North Dakota State has ever done at that level is beat Minnesota.
:Dxlolxxrotatehxxnodxxcoolxxrolleyesx:p:oxeyebrowx

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:32 AM
Did you hear that Appalachian State beat Michigan. All North Dakota State has ever done at that level is beat Minnesota.
:Dxlolxxrotatehxxnodxxcoolxxrolleyesx:p:oxeyebrowx

Did you hear app state couldnt even win a playoff game? Not even 1.

You know what other teams couldn't even win a playoff game? Albany, UNH, Wofford, Tenessee Tech, EKU, Towson, Norfolk.

App has a lot of peer schools in that grouping. XD

AppAlum2003
February 10th, 2012, 10:36 AM
Did you hear app state couldnt even win a playoff game? Not even 1.

You know what other teams couldn't even win a playoff game? Albany, UNH, Wofford, Tenessee Tech, EKU, Towson, Norfolk.

App has a lot of peer schools in that grouping. XD

Says the team that didn't even make the playoffs until last year.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:37 AM
Did you hear app state couldnt even win a playoff game? Not even 1.

You know what other teams couldn't even win a playoff game? Albany, UNH, Wofford, Tenessee Tech, EKU, Towson, Norfolk.

App has a lot of peer schools in that grouping. XD

Did you hear App won back to back to back National Titles...A group of their own!! I would give anything to be in that group.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:38 AM
Says the team that didn't even make the playoffs until last year.

I can't hear you over the sound of how you couldn't win a playoff game. xlolx

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 10:38 AM
Says the team that didn't even make the playoffs until last year.

Lets see.

NDSU 3 years eligible, 2 playoff appearances, 6-1 record, 1 NC.



Not too shabby.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:39 AM
Lets see.

NDSU 4 years eligible, 2 playoff appearances, 5-1 record, 1 NC.





Not too shabby.

FIFY

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:39 AM
Lets see.

NDSU 3 years eligible, 2 playoff appearances, 5-1 record, 1 NC.



Not too shabby.

6-1, get your **** straight. xlolx

Playoff wins, RMU, MtSU, JMU, Lehigh, GaSU, SHSU.

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 10:39 AM
FIFY

That's ok. not my only mistake. 6-1

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 10:40 AM
6-1, get your **** straight. xlolx

Typing on a laptop while watching a 2 year old and working. Give me a break.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:40 AM
That's ok. not my only mistake. 6-1

Still a good record in a short amount of time!

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:41 AM
Still the highest winning pct in the fcs/DIAA playoffs!

FIFY

Apphole
February 10th, 2012, 10:43 AM
xbandwagonx

Keep it up for a decade, then start trolling App State xcoffeex

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:44 AM
xbandwagonx

Keep it up for a decade, then start trolling App State xcoffeex

Hahaha, weve had a bandwagon longer than you have played in the NCAA.

Keep it up jr. xlolx

Apphole
February 10th, 2012, 10:48 AM
Hahaha, weve had a bandwagon longer than you have played in the NCAA.

Keep it up jr. xlolx

Are the Division Two rings made out of plastic?

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 10:50 AM
Are the Division Two rings made out of plastic?

Do they use Nerf footballs in NAIA?

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 10:50 AM
Are the Division Two rings made out of plastic?

Plastic before 2001.xsmiley_wix

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:50 AM
Are the Division Two rings made out of plastic?

We were winning NCAA championships when you were NAIA. xlolx

Apphole
February 10th, 2012, 10:55 AM
We were winning NCAA championships when you were NAIA. xlolx
You weren't a blip on the radar until very recently. We used to compete at the same level as the BCS schools, but were led into the FCS by undesirable leadership. What the essentially Canadian NDSU fans don't realize, is that all your best athletes play hockey and you have no chance of continually being a contender year-in year-out. I'll end with a page from the Stink's book. 3>1

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 10:57 AM
Do they use Nerf footballs in NAIA?

It would be cool to have a Nerf football league for colleges.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 10:59 AM
You weren't a blip on the radar until very recently. We used to compete at the same level as the BCS schools, but were led into the FCS by undesirable leadership. What the essentially Canadian NDSU fans don't realize, is that all your best athletes play hockey and you have no chance of continually being a contender year-in year-out. I'll end with a page from the Stink's book. 3>1

4>3? Even if you don't wanna count the DII wins, the college division championships came before Div I & II. :p.

So basically you had 3 years of luck and now you will have 100 "more" years of obscurity :D.

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 10:59 AM
It would be cool to have a Nerf football league for colleges.

Then when UND has nobody who wants to play for them anymore, they can field a team.


See that pivot? Trolling ASU to UND in a flash!

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:00 AM
I can't hear you over the sound of how you couldn't win a playoff game. xlolx

Can't hear you over the sound of 3 FCS rings plugged into my ears.

NDSU has all the makings of a powerhouse, but for now, know your place! xthumbsupx

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 11:01 AM
Can't hear you over the sound of 3 FCS rings plugged into my ears.

NDSU has all the makings of a powerhouse, but for now, know your place! xthumbsupx


But wait. Our place right now is the best FCS team in the country. That place?

Apphole
February 10th, 2012, 11:01 AM
4>3? Even if you don't wanna count the DII wins, the college division championships came before Div I & II. :p.

So basically you had 3 years of luck and now you will have 100 "more" years of obscurity :D.

xthumbsupx Leather helmets aside, you're school is just now arriving. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur and eat some more lutefisk.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:02 AM
Can't hear you over the sound of 3 FCS rings plugged into my ears.

NDSU has all the makings of a powerhouse, but for now, know your place! xthumbsupx

You have 3 ears? Outside of boone that is considered a birth defect. You should see a doctor, and I don't mean a mountain shaman.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:03 AM
But wait. Our place right now is the best FCS team in the country. That place?

Well played, sir! Reps for you! xlolx

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 11:03 AM
You have 3 ears? Outside of boone that is considered a birth defect. You should see a doctor, and I don't mean a mountain shaman.

You don't want to know what hole that third ring is in.

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 11:04 AM
You have 3 ears? Outside of boone that is considered a birth defect. You should see a doctor, and I don't mean a mountain shaman.

http://static.artfagcity.com.s3.amazonaws.com/wordpress_core/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/orsonclapping.gif

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:04 AM
xthumbsupx Leather helmets aside, you're school is just now arriving. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur and eat some more lutefisk.

Ill stick to knoephla and fleischkuekle. Thanks though.

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 11:05 AM
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darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 11:06 AM
http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

pussy.xlolx

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:06 AM
pussy.xlolx

I'd stroke it.

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 11:07 AM
I'd stroke it.

Not touching that one.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:08 AM
:Dxrotatehxxlolxxcoolx
You have 3 ears? Outside of boone that is considered a birth defect. You should see a doctor, and I don't mean a mountain shaman.

Why do you think they call themselves the Mountain Ears?

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:11 AM
xthumbsupx Leather helmets aside, you're school is just now arriving. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur and eat some more lutefisk.

I've played with leather helmets. We had them for my sixth-grade team (nasty, nasty, smelly things). I've also had lutefisk. Smelled and tasted about as bad as the leather helmets.

Uncle Rico's Clan
February 10th, 2012, 11:13 AM
I've played with leather helmets. We had them for my sixth-grade team (nasty, nasty, smelly things). I've also had lutefisk. Smelled and tasted about as bad as the leather helmets.

Why were you eating the helmet?

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:14 AM
Why were you eating the helmet?

During the great depression. Its how they kept the linemen alive between games.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:15 AM
Why were you eating the helmet?

xbowx

From three-eared mountain people, to leather helmet delicacies, you never know what you'll find on AGS...

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:16 AM
Why were you eating the helmet?

Didn't eat the helmet. Just used my imagination on how bad it would taste (and it made me think of lutefisk).

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:16 AM
xbowx

From three-eared mountain people, to leather helmet delicacies, you never know what you'll find on AGS...

Best thread since NDSU v GSU.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:17 AM
xbowx

From three-eared mountain people, to leather helmet delicacies, you never know what you'll find on AGS...

Just trying to make a dreary Friday a little more palatable.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:17 AM
Best thread since NDSU v GSU.

Just think what it will be like when Appalachian State and North Dakota State do actually meet on the gridiron.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:18 AM
Just think what it will be like when Appalachian State and North Dakota State do actually meet on the gridiron.

The internet will explode. XD. I can't wait!

AppAlum2003
February 10th, 2012, 11:19 AM
Best thread since NDSU v GSU.

No thread can earn that title without a post from a certain poster from The Mecca.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:21 AM
No thread can earn that title without a post from a certain poster from The Mecca.

Let sleeping Moccasins, or Mocking Birds, or whatever the heck they are, sleep.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:22 AM
Just think what it will be like when Appalachian State and North Dakota State do actually meet on the gridiron.

2020 BCS National Championship Game: SEC Champs vs. Big Ten Champs :D

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 11:24 AM
Let sleeping Moccasins, or Mocking Birds, or whatever the heck they are, sleep.

http://www.moccasinsdirect.com/products/images300/390.jpg

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:24 AM
Now we are just getting plain delusional.

WH49er
February 10th, 2012, 11:26 AM
2020 BCS National Championship Game: SEC Champs vs. Big Ten Champs :D


You're starting to sound like ECU.

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:27 AM
http://www.moccasinsdirect.com/products/images300/390.jpg

They were the Moccasins, as in the Indian tribe, when I first started covering the SoCon. The Mocs, as they now exist (minus the Indian mascot, dancing at games), are suppose to be a Mocking Bird who wears a train hat, symbolizing a tie to the Chattanooga Choo Choo. Really? What marketing genus thought up that? The Mocking Bird looks more like a cross between Big Bird and a yellow chicken.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:28 AM
Now we are just getting plain delusional.

Its a side effect of having 3 ears. We have a poster(s) that suffers from this same affliction.

frozennorth
February 10th, 2012, 11:31 AM
if NDSU had been allowed in the playoffs, App would only have one championship.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 11:31 AM
if NDSU had been allowed in the playoffs, App would only have one championship.

Oh snap.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:33 AM
You're starting to sound like ECU.

Oh no, you're right. Can't have that around here. Must be that darn third ear...

Apphole
February 10th, 2012, 11:34 AM
if NDSU had been allowed in the playoffs, App would only have one championship.

xlolx

LakesBison
February 10th, 2012, 11:39 AM
this might be the stupidest thread ever.

we are all dumber for reading it.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:40 AM
if NDSU had been allowed in the playoffs, App would only have one championship.

If Armanti isn't injured against Wofford and GSU, 2007 App goes undefeated!
If Quick catches the pass against Montana, Armanti would have run in the 2 point conversion for the win in regulation!
If said Montana game is at home, App wins!
If our coaching staff was competent, we'd have seven rings by now! Fire Jerry!

If GSU doesn't hire Brian Van Gorder and Chris Hatcher, they wouldn't have gone through a decade worth of rebuilding!

^ I love playing this game!

darell1976
February 10th, 2012, 11:42 AM
this might be the stupidest thread ever.

we are all dumber for reading it.

Thats not possible for you Lakes.

cbarrier90
February 10th, 2012, 11:42 AM
this might be the stupidest thread ever.

we are all dumber for reading it.

Oh, the irony...

LakesBison
February 10th, 2012, 11:43 AM
yea you guys are ****ing einsteins'

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 11:45 AM
yea you guys are ****ing einsteins'

einsteins' would indicate a plural possessive. So multiple einsteins.

So we are ****ing einsteins' what?

/too easy

Sam_Kats
February 10th, 2012, 11:45 AM
Geez - here I am waiting to see which possession of Albert Einstein was going to be compared to the people on this board. Boy, do I feel silly. Good one, Lakes! xthumbsupx

Mr. C
February 10th, 2012, 11:48 AM
this might be the stupidest thread ever.

we are all dumber for reading it.

Lakes, can't you and Minneapolis ever have any fun around here?

RichH2
February 10th, 2012, 12:56 PM
Fun we dont need no stinking fun. Sarcasm must be banned , Fun castigated. Oh, the horror

AppAlum2003
February 10th, 2012, 01:02 PM
Hey, did you guys hear that Furman added lacrosse?

professor8315
February 10th, 2012, 01:32 PM
IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
This just in. A FBS team is looking to schedule a FCS team as a OOC opponent. We understand this has never been done before. OMFG this is so exciting!!!! I cannot WAIT to see what happens when a FCS team goes on the road to play a team with more scholarships!

catch hold of this rumor. are you ready for this?

OKLAHOMA STATE to host Savannah State 9/1/12 -(no offical announce by either school)
yes! MEAC member Savannah State (1-10). coach gundy is DESPERATE. :)

NoDak 4 Ever
February 10th, 2012, 02:57 PM
I have to say, this one was fun today. Thanks all.

Twentysix
February 10th, 2012, 04:22 PM
I got my trihourly allotment of lawls from it.