Delaware to CUSA

[MR. CHICKEN]

At a mere 1100 miles driving distance on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and I-70, UMKC is UD's closest conference mate for men's soccer.
For flights, UST in Minneapolis will be the least inconvenient (around 3 hours each way with 5 non-stops daily between MSP and PHL). Denver is an hour-plus farther, KC only has one non-stop daily, and the two Nebraska cities require connections.

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