It just gets curiouser and curiouser:

Two teams are playing with fake defenses.
Three teams have a fake offense.
Two teams are a holy mess.
The preseason worst continues to be first.
And, as we speak, the Patriot League football trophy is being crated for shipment to Monmouth.

But the calendar moves on and we enter the second half of the season where, eventually, we sill mercifully flush this toilet for the final time. Patriot League coaches can then move on to what they do best – passing out D-1 football scholarships to D-3 quality players.

LAFAYETTE @ Harvard
FORDHAM @ COLGATE
GEORGETOWN @ LEHIGH
HOLY CROSS @ Yale
BUCKNELL @ Cornell

Game of the Week: Fordham @ Colgate. No, wait, that pick is from my notes back in August. Oh well, what possible difference can it make for this bunch.