****ing hell MSU, tell me you're ending this program after the 2019 season, I'll finally cut y'all the check you've been calling me about at work every goddamn week and you'll never have to worry about my hillbilly ass ever again.

Just because we let drooling, knuckle dragging mongoloids from St Louis County into our school doesn't mean we can't have standards for anything else. Next year the Chick-Fil-A in the student union will prolly be gone and replaced by a goddamn Churches at this rate