It's good to know that you have used that keen intellect, quick wit and superior education from such a fine institution to further yourself, to be an exemplary alumnus, to be a beacon of honor, to be an inspirational leader of men, and to be a great benefit to all of mankind (Oh way, you don't swing from that side of the plate, so I guess “benefit” womankind, we hope and pray not to children.)
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