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    Re: Football Camp stories- lets hear em!!

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    Theyre a top 12 corps last I checked. A buddy of mine marched with them last season. He's marching with the Cavies now.
    Yup, usually top 12 in the last decade or so.


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    Re: Football Camp stories- lets hear em!!

    my true freshman year at Ohio State. I was in line to be the starting QB but I got in a motorcycle accident the day before camp opened. It was initially thought that I would lose the leg, but I was able to limit the bleeding with a pack of Twizzlers and a stapler. Thank God I always had Twizzlers and a stapler handy. Anyway, I lost the job but women flocked to me for the next four years. I was batting them away with a stick (not literally, that would be mean). I ended up marrying a supermodel from Sweden who was already a multi-millionaire. Interestingly, she wanted an open relationship, so that seemed cool with me. Really, she just prefers that I be with other women, she never wants to be with other guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shop for a new Maserati.

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    Re: Football Camp stories- lets hear em!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmufan999 View Post
    my true freshman year at Ohio State. I was in line to be the starting QB but I got in a motorcycle accident the day before camp opened. It was initially thought that I would lose the leg, but I was able to limit the bleeding with a pack of Twizzlers and a stapler. Thank God I always had Twizzlers and a stapler handy. Anyway, I lost the job but women flocked to me for the next four years. I was batting them away with a stick (not literally, that would be mean). I ended up marrying a supermodel from Sweden who was already a multi-millionaire. Interestingly, she wanted an open relationship, so that seemed cool with me. Really, she just prefers that I be with other women, she never wants to be with other guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shop for a new Maserati.
    Who doesn't ride their motorcycle with a stapler? That's Un-American.
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    Grass is a disaster. He has 2 senior RBs and he brought in an auburn reject to be his starter. It's sad how in shambles your roster is right now. And it happened so quickly. Pathetic. I guess you should expect it from a career high school coach. Who btw, underachieved in high school. What a loser.


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    Re: Football Camp stories- lets hear em!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmufan999 View Post
    my true freshman year at Ohio State. I was in line to be the starting QB but I got in a motorcycle accident the day before camp opened. It was initially thought that I would lose the leg, but I was able to limit the bleeding with a pack of Twizzlers and a stapler. Thank God I always had Twizzlers and a stapler handy. Anyway, I lost the job but women flocked to me for the next four years. I was batting them away with a stick (not literally, that would be mean). I ended up marrying a supermodel from Sweden who was already a multi-millionaire. Interestingly, she wanted an open relationship, so that seemed cool with me. Really, she just prefers that I be with other women, she never wants to be with other guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shop for a new Maserati.
    Not really a fan of twizzlers, it's like eating vinyl. I much prefer red vines and black vines, not for eating, substituting for quick clot, or tying to heterosexual for a makeshift tourniquet.


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    Re: Football Camp stories- lets hear em!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jmufan999 View Post
    my true freshman year at Ohio State. I was in line to be the starting QB but I got in a motorcycle accident the day before camp opened. It was initially thought that I would lose the leg, but I was able to limit the bleeding with a pack of Twizzlers and a stapler. Thank God I always had Twizzlers and a stapler handy. Anyway, I lost the job but women flocked to me for the next four years. I was batting them away with a stick (not literally, that would be mean). I ended up marrying a supermodel from Sweden who was already a multi-millionaire. Interestingly, she wanted an open relationship, so that seemed cool with me. Really, she just prefers that I be with other women, she never wants to be with other guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shop for a new Maserati.
    my Maserati does 185... Lifes been good to me so far......
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