Quote Originally Posted by jmufan999 View Post
my true freshman year at Ohio State. I was in line to be the starting QB but I got in a motorcycle accident the day before camp opened. It was initially thought that I would lose the leg, but I was able to limit the bleeding with a pack of Twizzlers and a stapler. Thank God I always had Twizzlers and a stapler handy. Anyway, I lost the job but women flocked to me for the next four years. I was batting them away with a stick (not literally, that would be mean). I ended up marrying a supermodel from Sweden who was already a multi-millionaire. Interestingly, she wanted an open relationship, so that seemed cool with me. Really, she just prefers that I be with other women, she never wants to be with other guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shop for a new Maserati.
my Maserati does 185... Lifes been good to me so far......