D1B
December 20th, 2005, 07:16 PM
I want to thank the good Cap'n for prybarrin my ass off the Camp Randall bleachers and getting me to go to some UNI games. Man, UNI was awesome this year!
He is without a doubt the funniest person on the planet. My ribs are still sore from laughing my ass off in O'Hare when he yelled out "Hey Johnny Sako, watch were the fuk you're going" when an Asian dude ran into me getting off the plane from Houston. I had to pull over by the Cinnabon to catch my breath from laughing.
He's generous, always will buy the beer, hotel rooms, hookers, blow, weed. Great buzzed driver. Can figure his way around any city in minutes. Keeps me out of barfights and jail. Dude can drive forever too.
I'm completely obnoxious and he just lets it slide.
Thanks Capn, look forward to next year.
He is without a doubt the funniest person on the planet. My ribs are still sore from laughing my ass off in O'Hare when he yelled out "Hey Johnny Sako, watch were the fuk you're going" when an Asian dude ran into me getting off the plane from Houston. I had to pull over by the Cinnabon to catch my breath from laughing.
He's generous, always will buy the beer, hotel rooms, hookers, blow, weed. Great buzzed driver. Can figure his way around any city in minutes. Keeps me out of barfights and jail. Dude can drive forever too.
I'm completely obnoxious and he just lets it slide.
Thanks Capn, look forward to next year.