ALPHAGRIZ1
November 2nd, 2012, 12:12 AM
1. Wake up from sober stupor at 4 am to get your game day underwear on.
http://www.nobeliefs.com/gifts/MagicUnderwear.jpg
2. Look out window to make sure neighbor can't see you heating up and "carving" the pumpkin you got for Halloween.
http://www.mook-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Maysr-e1288428117772.jpg
3. Run shower, put eye blinders on, so you don't see yourself naked in the shower.
4. Rub one off while thinking about the Griz football program (Still wearing blinders, so it's OK)
5. Hop in Prius and drive to Stewart stadium.
http://www.weber.edu/WSUImages/WSUToday/ImagesofWSU/2008%20images/skybox.jpg
6. Arrive in Ogden slightly depressed at how bad Stewart stadium sucks compared to WGS. You start to get your pre game on by drinking filtered water, waving team flag and attaining a tantric breathing pattern while thinking of the Sugar Bears.
http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/mont/graphics/auto/mont-dance.jpg
7. Watch hordes of drunk Montana fans pour out of RV's, planes, cars and buses to tailgate their *** off. Think to yourself "what a bunch of heathens".
8. Dream about being one of the Montana fans drinking, raping and pillagingyour parking lot, button top button on your collared Wildcats shirt. Pray a little
http://my.opera.com/Eddie_Lopez/homes/blog/two_button_collar.PNG
9. Log in to Stub Hub account on your smart phone to purchase concert tickets at the historic Peery's Egyptian Theater after dinner at Roosters Brewing Company http://www.roostersbrewingco.com
10. Get into the stadium early to be "seen" at the game, notice the Montana fans really don't care if your at Stewart stadium but they are a bit shocked that Weber St has fans show up for what is about to happen, you pause to contemplate hating Jordan Tripp and Joey Counts.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-W_J5XbQtp8Y/UIyNNwOGvnI/AAAAAAAAEjo/27I7wJEaq3s/_MG_0153.jpghttp://binaryapi.ap.org/ebd935f597dd461093f41779c3c9326d/940x.jpg
11. Griz football team enters the stadium in new combat uniforms and you notice a tingle in your "naughty place", say prayer and drink more filtered water.
12. Watch Weber St team enter the field and you get that "here we go again" feeling you have had since the first game you attended 21 years ago. Glance at Griz cheerleaders, and note the tingle in your "naughty place" increases.
13. Jordan Canada runs, catches, rapes and pillages the not so Wildcats and Griz have WSU down by 23 at half.
14 Check smartphone for the time, while counting down the hours until the show at Peerys Egyptian Theater after the game. Tingle subdues slightly then starts to increase again.
15. Watch the Griz come out at half time and have their way with the Wildcats on 5 straight 12 play drives led by SSH highlighted by a 37 yard TD pass from SSH to Henderson. Feel very violated and think back to the "happening" at church......that you would rather not talk about in this post.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/12/120719/2464975-jerry-sandusky-little-boy-instructional-video_super.jpg
16. Watch the other 17 Weber St fans, pray, then get up and leave at the start of the 4th qtr while your team is down 31. Starting to see why hating Joey Counts is going to be a 3 year project.
17. Notice Montana fans seem to have seamlessly and professionally kept the heathen drinking party going from the parking lot to the stadium, and one of them asks you "if your a 1, 2 or 3 hole kind of guy."
18. Watch Griz cheerleaders "toss" each other into the air, and you think about "tossing" your decorative pillows on the davenport at home. Cause your a rebel.
19. Stand up to leave the stadium, pray, look at the Sugar Bears and quickly finish off your second bottle of filtered water.
20. Game over, Griz roll, and you walk out feeling violated (see end of #15) and realize you do REALLY hate the name Tripp.
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/mont/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/8095787.jpeg
21. Walk to Prius and notice even more Montana fans drinking, raping and pillaging the parking lot. They then board RV's, planes, cars and buses and you over hear one of them scream "Let's go to Club Wet and get our freak on", "Wildcats can suck it!"
http://www.zenartsla.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wet_12_31_08_144.JPG
22. Sit in Prius, your very puzzled as to how there are now way more Montana fans than there were at the beginning of the game.
http://www.solarelectricalvehicles.com/images/articles-prius.jpg
23. Arrive back at the hotel, hop in shower, put on blinders and "lubricate" with Old Spice "Swagger" then crank one off thinking about the show at Peerys Egyptian Theater you will be attending in just under 2 hours. (It's still OK since you have the blinders on)
24. Get dressed up for Peerys by putting on a white collared shirt and a black tie, decide to be a little "saucy" for Halloween and leave name badge at home.
25. Wish you had a date but remember most of the hot women on the west coast were already ravaged by AG1's stint in the northwest, hence they are all unclean, worn out and definitely damaged goods.http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ON1002312_1771.jpg
26. Arrive at Peerys Egyptian Theater for the show, notice increase tingle in your "naughty region" when a very leggy wicked witch of the west walks by to get another bottle of Canadian Whiskey water.
27. You follow suit by sitting down at your seat and drink bottle of filtered water.
http://i.cnn.net/money/2007/07/27/news/companies/pepsi_coke/aquafina.03.jpg
28. Peerys fills up, show starts and you see Montana fans drinking their asses off 3 tables to the right and they periodically yell "GO GRIZ", then start singing the lyrics to AC/DCs Highway to Hell",you button the top button on your white collared shirt.
29. After the show you head over to Club Wet http://www.club-wet.com and notice a sexy witch disrobe and orally put a spell on the mouth of a rabid Griz fan wearing a #37 jersey. They go into the next room and she comes back wearing the #37 jersey.
http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_575000%2Fff_57530 3_xl.jpg&w=400
30. Rip the buttons off your collared shirt while spilling your filtered water and scream, "I was born in the wrong GODDAMN STATE!!!!!! ***** BRIGHAM YOUNG, AND GIVE ME A GODDAMN JAGER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Jagermeister_bottle.jpg/250px-Jagermeister_bottle.jpg
31. Montana fan pours you 4 shots of Jager and yells GO GRIZ! Then he teaches you the words to AC/DCs Highway to Hell.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ac/Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG/220px-Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG
32. After a brief meeting in the other room with the naughty witch in the #37 jersey, you notice a burning sensation in your "naughty place".
33. Montana fan pours you an Absolute 7 and gives you some mushrooms that DO NOT go on pizza.
34. A plethora of witches and a really fat troll, rally around your bubbling cauldron and cast spells on you until midnight.
35. Notice a bunch of drunk Montana fans getting into a stolen Ogden Police car, they load 37 cases of whiskey and beer then head out to Club Wet and turn it into an all night party.
36. AG1 shows you a showstopping move he created the last time he was in Ogden....the chicks cant get enough of......he calls it "the Ogden Spelunker".http://www.bookgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/becauseitfeelsgood.jpg
37. Wake up the next morning (Sunday) realize you have missed church, your Wildcats lost and it REALLY burns when you pee. You drink some orange juice and wonder why it too tastes like vodka?
38. Hop in stolen police car, drive back to the hotel and realize you just partied all night at Club Wet with the legend that is AG1.
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/mtstonecold/rockstar.jpg
Happy Halloween!!!
See you Saturday biotches!
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http://www.nobeliefs.com/gifts/MagicUnderwear.jpg
2. Look out window to make sure neighbor can't see you heating up and "carving" the pumpkin you got for Halloween.
http://www.mook-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Maysr-e1288428117772.jpg
3. Run shower, put eye blinders on, so you don't see yourself naked in the shower.
4. Rub one off while thinking about the Griz football program (Still wearing blinders, so it's OK)
5. Hop in Prius and drive to Stewart stadium.
http://www.weber.edu/WSUImages/WSUToday/ImagesofWSU/2008%20images/skybox.jpg
6. Arrive in Ogden slightly depressed at how bad Stewart stadium sucks compared to WGS. You start to get your pre game on by drinking filtered water, waving team flag and attaining a tantric breathing pattern while thinking of the Sugar Bears.
http://grfx.cstv.com/schools/mont/graphics/auto/mont-dance.jpg
7. Watch hordes of drunk Montana fans pour out of RV's, planes, cars and buses to tailgate their *** off. Think to yourself "what a bunch of heathens".
8. Dream about being one of the Montana fans drinking, raping and pillagingyour parking lot, button top button on your collared Wildcats shirt. Pray a little
http://my.opera.com/Eddie_Lopez/homes/blog/two_button_collar.PNG
9. Log in to Stub Hub account on your smart phone to purchase concert tickets at the historic Peery's Egyptian Theater after dinner at Roosters Brewing Company http://www.roostersbrewingco.com
10. Get into the stadium early to be "seen" at the game, notice the Montana fans really don't care if your at Stewart stadium but they are a bit shocked that Weber St has fans show up for what is about to happen, you pause to contemplate hating Jordan Tripp and Joey Counts.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-W_J5XbQtp8Y/UIyNNwOGvnI/AAAAAAAAEjo/27I7wJEaq3s/_MG_0153.jpghttp://binaryapi.ap.org/ebd935f597dd461093f41779c3c9326d/940x.jpg
11. Griz football team enters the stadium in new combat uniforms and you notice a tingle in your "naughty place", say prayer and drink more filtered water.
12. Watch Weber St team enter the field and you get that "here we go again" feeling you have had since the first game you attended 21 years ago. Glance at Griz cheerleaders, and note the tingle in your "naughty place" increases.
13. Jordan Canada runs, catches, rapes and pillages the not so Wildcats and Griz have WSU down by 23 at half.
14 Check smartphone for the time, while counting down the hours until the show at Peerys Egyptian Theater after the game. Tingle subdues slightly then starts to increase again.
15. Watch the Griz come out at half time and have their way with the Wildcats on 5 straight 12 play drives led by SSH highlighted by a 37 yard TD pass from SSH to Henderson. Feel very violated and think back to the "happening" at church......that you would rather not talk about in this post.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/12/120719/2464975-jerry-sandusky-little-boy-instructional-video_super.jpg
16. Watch the other 17 Weber St fans, pray, then get up and leave at the start of the 4th qtr while your team is down 31. Starting to see why hating Joey Counts is going to be a 3 year project.
17. Notice Montana fans seem to have seamlessly and professionally kept the heathen drinking party going from the parking lot to the stadium, and one of them asks you "if your a 1, 2 or 3 hole kind of guy."
18. Watch Griz cheerleaders "toss" each other into the air, and you think about "tossing" your decorative pillows on the davenport at home. Cause your a rebel.
19. Stand up to leave the stadium, pray, look at the Sugar Bears and quickly finish off your second bottle of filtered water.
20. Game over, Griz roll, and you walk out feeling violated (see end of #15) and realize you do REALLY hate the name Tripp.
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/mont/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/8095787.jpeg
21. Walk to Prius and notice even more Montana fans drinking, raping and pillaging the parking lot. They then board RV's, planes, cars and buses and you over hear one of them scream "Let's go to Club Wet and get our freak on", "Wildcats can suck it!"
http://www.zenartsla.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wet_12_31_08_144.JPG
22. Sit in Prius, your very puzzled as to how there are now way more Montana fans than there were at the beginning of the game.
http://www.solarelectricalvehicles.com/images/articles-prius.jpg
23. Arrive back at the hotel, hop in shower, put on blinders and "lubricate" with Old Spice "Swagger" then crank one off thinking about the show at Peerys Egyptian Theater you will be attending in just under 2 hours. (It's still OK since you have the blinders on)
24. Get dressed up for Peerys by putting on a white collared shirt and a black tie, decide to be a little "saucy" for Halloween and leave name badge at home.
25. Wish you had a date but remember most of the hot women on the west coast were already ravaged by AG1's stint in the northwest, hence they are all unclean, worn out and definitely damaged goods.http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ON1002312_1771.jpg
26. Arrive at Peerys Egyptian Theater for the show, notice increase tingle in your "naughty region" when a very leggy wicked witch of the west walks by to get another bottle of Canadian Whiskey water.
27. You follow suit by sitting down at your seat and drink bottle of filtered water.
http://i.cnn.net/money/2007/07/27/news/companies/pepsi_coke/aquafina.03.jpg
28. Peerys fills up, show starts and you see Montana fans drinking their asses off 3 tables to the right and they periodically yell "GO GRIZ", then start singing the lyrics to AC/DCs Highway to Hell",you button the top button on your white collared shirt.
29. After the show you head over to Club Wet http://www.club-wet.com and notice a sexy witch disrobe and orally put a spell on the mouth of a rabid Griz fan wearing a #37 jersey. They go into the next room and she comes back wearing the #37 jersey.
http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_575000%2Fff_57530 3_xl.jpg&w=400
30. Rip the buttons off your collared shirt while spilling your filtered water and scream, "I was born in the wrong GODDAMN STATE!!!!!! ***** BRIGHAM YOUNG, AND GIVE ME A GODDAMN JAGER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Jagermeister_bottle.jpg/250px-Jagermeister_bottle.jpg
31. Montana fan pours you 4 shots of Jager and yells GO GRIZ! Then he teaches you the words to AC/DCs Highway to Hell.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ac/Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG/220px-Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG
32. After a brief meeting in the other room with the naughty witch in the #37 jersey, you notice a burning sensation in your "naughty place".
33. Montana fan pours you an Absolute 7 and gives you some mushrooms that DO NOT go on pizza.
34. A plethora of witches and a really fat troll, rally around your bubbling cauldron and cast spells on you until midnight.
35. Notice a bunch of drunk Montana fans getting into a stolen Ogden Police car, they load 37 cases of whiskey and beer then head out to Club Wet and turn it into an all night party.
36. AG1 shows you a showstopping move he created the last time he was in Ogden....the chicks cant get enough of......he calls it "the Ogden Spelunker".http://www.bookgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/becauseitfeelsgood.jpg
37. Wake up the next morning (Sunday) realize you have missed church, your Wildcats lost and it REALLY burns when you pee. You drink some orange juice and wonder why it too tastes like vodka?
38. Hop in stolen police car, drive back to the hotel and realize you just partied all night at Club Wet with the legend that is AG1.
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/mtstonecold/rockstar.jpg
Happy Halloween!!!
See you Saturday biotches!
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